we started at $0 revenue and $2000 initial deposit at citibank

> 99% of banking is boring and uneventful, it's just numbers on a screen I wish my bankers would shut up about building a relationship, and just process these numbers. They are the car dealerships of holding money, such employees should be working on instagram not in the real economy. Human in the loop costs huge amounts of money and they only interfere. Last time after a bank transfer that required log in, login confirmation by phone, bank transfer UI access by digit card security, bank transfer confirmation by SMS… …she just called to check it was me. For $650. I wish banks would just shut up and process our money.

My favorite experience at Citi ironically was closing my checking account. I forgot why but anyway I went to the counter and they just said, 'ok'. I put in my debit card and pin to prove identity, then showed them my license as a second form of identity, then I signed on the electronic pad and received an envelope with my balance in it. Done. No, 'Why are you leaving?' and high pressure tactics - didn't even need to go to one of the desks in the back. I'll bank again at Citi if I ever need to based solely on how easy it was to leave them.